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Toasters actually work like THIS:

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And, in case you’re still hanging on, just remember: Your parents will never pick you up again:

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This is the true meaning of that phrase

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This is how chopsticks were meant to be used:

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This is how Ekans got its name:

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Your entire childhood was a lie:

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OCTOPUS!!!!!!:

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Squidward is an OCTOPUS:

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You can fit every planet in between the Earth and the moon:

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Ice cream advertisements sometimes use mashed potatoes to get the perfect picture:

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And don’t even get me started on peanuts:

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And this is how pineapples grow:

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This is how cashews grow:

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You can say this sentence seven different ways:

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This is what poppyseeds look like under the microscope:

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You’ve been pronouncing Nutella wrong:

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And Hiiiiii looks like this:

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OK looks like a little dude:

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These two songs are exactly the same:

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If you put your finger in your ear and scratch it’ll sound just like Pac-Man:

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This is what ramen noodles look like on the inside:

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The Hawaiian Punch guy is wearing a HAT:

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If you write this down it sounds just like Mary Poppins:

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This is why it’s called “candy corn”:

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This is what the inside of a Magic 8 Ball looks like:

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There’s nothing behind those towels in Bed, Bath, and Beyond: