Signs you need to go on a diet
Frankielike
Published
11/01/2009
if even one of these rules apply to you start your diet NOW!!!
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Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun -
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Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking -
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Your neck is wider than your head -
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6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture -
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Your boobs impair your vision on the road -
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You look like the Michelin Man -
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No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman -
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Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach -
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You need help putting on your pants -
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You weigh more than your motorcycle -
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Even your unitard has stretch marks -
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Your stomach hangs out from under your dress -
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You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka -
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You just busted my wall down…you bastard -
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It looks like you’re wearing an inflatable sumo Halloween costume but you’re not -
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You turned a shirt into a sports-bra -
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You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you……(what does that even mean?) -
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Wat? -
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you need help getting up -
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ou can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one -
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You make Princess Leia look li…Wait a sec… -
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Oh, there we go… -
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For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size -
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Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever -
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You are judged even though you’re the judge -
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Your arm and back together looks like an ass -
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Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough -
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You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja -
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Om nom nom nom nom -
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