Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, Anchorman 2004"You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your house on Whore Island?"

Leon Russom as the Malibu Police Chief, The Big Lebowski 1998"I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.

Bill Murray as Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 1984"It's true. This man has no dick."

John Cleese as Taunting French Guard, Monty Python and The Holy Grail 1975"You empty-headed, animal food tough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."

Steve Martin as CD Bales, Roxanne 1987"Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?"

Michael Caine as Jack Carter, Get Carter 1971"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Piss holes in the snow."

Martha Plimpton as Julie Buckman, Parenthood 1989"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded wih piss and you lived in a tree."

Rip Thorn as Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball 2004"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!"

Bill Murray as Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 1984"It's true. This man has no dick."

Robert De Niro as Jake La Motta, Raging Bull 1980"You punch like you take it up the ass!"

Al Pacino as Tony Montana, Scarface 1983"You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!"

Richard E. Grant as Withnail, Withnail I 1987"Monty, you terrible cunt!"