Trump on hairlines: “The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald.”

Trump on vaccinations: “No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time.”

Trump on Obama’s birth certificate: “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that @BarackObama‘s birth certificate is a fraud.”

Trump on Gaddafi: “I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn’t let him use the land. That’s what we should be doing. I don’t want to use the word “screwed,” but I screwed him. That’s what we should be doing.”

Trump on China: “Our country is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say China in a trade deal? I beat China all the time. All the time.”

Trump on Obama’s religion: “He may have one but there’s something on that, maybe religion, maybe it says he is a Muslim. I don’t know. Maybe he doesn’t want that. Or he may not have one. I will tell you this: if he wasn’t born in this country, it’s one of the great scams of all time.”

Trump on Rosie O’Donnell: “Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than that I like her very much!” “Rosie O’Donnell’s disgusting both inside and out. You take a look at her, she’s a slob. She talks like a truck driver, she doesn’t have her facts, she’ll say anything that comes to her mind. Her show failed when it was a talk show, the ratings went very, very, very low and very bad, and she got essentially thrown off television. I mean she’s basically a disaster.”

Trump on Baltimore: “Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!”

Trump on Robert Pattinson’s love life: “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!”

Trump on Ariana Huffington: “.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.”

Trump on Ebola: “Stop the EBOLA patients from entering the U.S. Treat them, at the highest level, over there. THE UNITED STATES HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS!”

Trump on Bette Midler: “While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.”

Trump on the black community: “I have a great relationship with blacks.”

Trump on Trump: “Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

Trump on his Twitter account: “My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”

Trump on Mexico: “The worst elements in Mexico are being pushed into the United States by the Mexican government. The Border Patrol knows this. Likewise, tremendous infectious disease is pouring across the border.” “When Mexico send its people, they are not sending their best. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists, and some, I assume are good people.” “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and i’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

Trump on the media: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

Trump on business: “Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.”