1

The guy who thinks it's funny to bring a sex toy to the gift pool every year.

2

The person who hijacks the music.

3

The people who can't sing but insist on caroling anyway.

4

The guy who thinks he is better than you because he doesn't drink.

5

The relative who always gets super drunk.

6

The uninvited guest that somehow found out about the party and shows up anyway.

7

The overly religious asshole who insists on calling it a "Christmas Party."

8

The person who sits in the corner on their phone the whole time.

9

8203The overly liberal asshole who insists on calling it a "Holiday Party."

10

The couple that brings their kids even though you asked them not to.

11

That guy who hangs out under the mistletoe who's only "half-kidding" when he asks for a kiss.

12

The couple who shouldn't even be together because they always seem to get into a fight.

13

The person who won't stop taking selfies and photos of everything to post to Instagram.

14

The dude who wears an ugly sweater.

15

The people who have special requests and then cancel at the last moment.

16

The guy who brings his dog and lets it run wild.

17

That guy who dresses like Santa every year even though no one asked him to.

18

The person who brings you fruit cake that somebody gave to them.