The 20 Greatest Job Titles In The History Of Human Labor

kilgore9012 Published 11/15/2014 in Funny

Why dream of being a doctor when MILF Commander is an option?

1.
He looks so humble about it.
2.
The new Renaissance man.
3.
"Let's get down to business, girl." -- This guy's favorite pick-up line.
4.
They can get unruly at times.
5.
Let's hope the white stuff in the background isn't a product of Trent's handiwork.
6.
The court of record for all things shredded cheese.
7.
I'm surprised more universities aren't looking for these.
8.
Fighting the good fight.
9.
With a mustache to match.
10.
You could say he's a bit of a...wait for it....Smarties smarty.
11.
Better than a bride kidnapper, I guess.
12.
I think it goes without saying that this guy is everyone's hero.
13.
He looks more like a disappointed fisherman here, but I'll take their word for it.
14.
Injured by a drunk driver on the moon? Cause we know a guy who can get you the settlement you deserve.
15.
A position in which we all aspire to be.
16.
How often do you think he says, "They do whatever they want and couldn't care less about you"?
17.
This is no one-layer, simple affair.
18.
Fall in line, MILFs.
19.
Worked my way up from the Potato Mailroom.
20.
They can get complicated, okay?

1.
He looks so humble about it.
2.
The new Renaissance man.
3.
"Let's get down to business, girl." -- This guy's favorite pick-up line.
4.
They can get unruly at times.
5.
Let's hope the white stuff in the background isn't a product of Trent's handiwork.
6.
The court of record for all things shredded cheese.
7.
I'm surprised more universities aren't looking for these.
8.
Fighting the good fight.
9.
With a mustache to match.
10.
You could say he's a bit of a...wait for it....Smarties smarty.
11.
Better than a bride kidnapper, I guess.
12.
I think it goes without saying that this guy is everyone's hero.
13.
He looks more like a disappointed fisherman here, but I'll take their word for it.
14.
Injured by a drunk driver on the moon? Cause we know a guy who can get you the settlement you deserve.
15.
A position in which we all aspire to be.
16.
How often do you think he says, "They do whatever they want and couldn't care less about you"?
17.
This is no one-layer, simple affair.
18.
Fall in line, MILFs.
19.
Worked my way up from the Potato Mailroom.
20.
They can get complicated, okay?