Obviously, for the last twenty-four hours, Twitter has still been talking about who our new President is. We forget exactly what his name is, and we keep forgetting to look it up. As a result, most of the funniest tweets today have absolutely nothing to do with that. As it should be.

The news cycle will be talking about this one thing for weeks, months, and years. We have to savor the few breaks we get from it. So unplug from all of that and enjoy some classic, ridiculous, hilarious tweets.