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Hooking up with a New Hampshirite is like making out with a spice cabinet.

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There must be a bunch of white people down in North Carolina.

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Ohio was sippin' on that purple drank.

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WTF, BBQ?

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Montana doesn't have a team, so they have to pretend.

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Virginia was straight chillin'.

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Watch out Wyoming, the hipsters are coming.

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California's was protein powder. You know, for all those vegan meatheads.

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Connecticut bought a lot of Ghost in The Shell DVDs. They sure love their poorly adapted anime films, for some reason.

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Idaho: The Brony State

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Illinois made a lot of mistakes.

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Alabama's most popular item was the crayon. Color us surprised— We thought it was racism!

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People in Kentucky needed to frame pictures of their fried chicken.

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Minnesota craved the spice.

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