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Biggest Poop:Unsurprisingly, the longest dump in history was taken by an American man, although his name has (also unsurprisingly) never been released.Guinness stated that the 12 ft., 2 in. turd took more than 2 hours to expel from his body, and ended up getting him banned from more than 120 public bathrooms in his state.

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Worst Drink That Can Be Consumed Healthily: Tribesmen of Afghan nations have a traditional drink for their wedding night. It's called Koona, and it consists of a small amount of warm bull semen. Allegedly, it's a potent aphrodisiac.

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Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London likes his beans. The foreigner once let out a fart that lasted for nearly 3 minutes! I wonder how much air freshener had to be used after that? How great did he feel after letting all that out!

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Deepest Insertion of Finger Into One's Nose: Young Connecticut resident Josh Werner can slide 2.25 inches of his pinky finger into his nostril.

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Largest Pile of Toenail Clippings: Following a two-year journey that began in 2011. Fefe Anon of Sao Paula had amassed a pile of his discarded finger and toe nails, which eventually measured 1.5 centimeters in height. Just a year afterward in 2014, his record was broken by a California man who had saved his "scratchers" into a 15.20 centimeter pile. That's nasty.

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Most Pubic Hair: Cape Town's own Maoni Vi has refused to trim or shave her pubic hair since she began growing it during puberty. As of 2013, hair follicles covered around 32 inches in her armpits, and 28 inches around her... well, you know... whatever is hiding down there.

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Biggest Popping of Zit: Rather than just wait for it to go away on its own, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England popped a zit in 1987 that managed to spew its pus-filled liquid more than 7 ft. from where he stood.

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Most Cow Brains Eaten: Many people know competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi for his hot dog eating feats, but that's not all he consumes. He's also the current record holder of digesting the most cow brains; with nearly 18 lbs. of the delicacy swallowed in 15 minutes.

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Loudest Burp By A Female: America's own Jodie Parks let one rip at a decibel of 104.75 on a calibrated precision noise measuring meter. The noise also hit outward at a distance of 8 ft., 2 in. wide and 3 ft., 3 in. high!

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Most Feet Sniffed: If you ever thought your job was the worst one ever, trust when I say that Madeline Albrecht of Cincinnati has you beat. Madeline was hired on by a testing lab for foot care giant Dr. Scholl's. Her position had her sniff feet (and armpits) for more than 15 years.

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Most Spiders Placed on Human Body: Most people would freak out over seeing one spider in their home, but young Australian Tom Buchanan was so cool with arachnids, he didn't mind getting up close and personal with 125 Golden Orb spiders for 55 seconds.

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