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If your beard has a golden sheen like the mane of a lion, celebrate your rule over the pride lands with Belgiums Leffe Blonde Ale. It has a light glow and a caramel taste yet is surprisingly high in alcohol content. That could also be a description for your manly bod, brother.

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Does your beard radiate with the red-hot anger of your Gaelic forefathers? You should be drinking Killians Irish Red. Its got a sweet malt taste and pours dark red into a glass. Ahh, liquid rage! you say to no one in particular before starting a bar brawl.

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Although its known as a world-famous Irish brew, Guinness is a thick milky stout meant for men whose luscious locks make them look like the Portuguese explorers you read about in textbooks.

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If you're rocking that classic Americana rustic style beard, you should be drinking a Yuengling Traditional Lager right now. Nothing flashy, but buddy, its a grown-ass beer for a grown-ass man.

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The New Belgium Fat Tire is an amber ale that perfectly fits the face of a man whose beard comes in a strawberry blonde tone. If you flaunt that beautiful coloring with a trim and classy cut, you need a crisp beer like this.

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The variety Dogfish Head Indian Pale Ales aren't meant for beardless babes. These dry, piney beers are for men with a little more experience on their bristles.

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Do you occasionally like to garnish your beard with flower petals and pretty leaves to attract mates like certain birds of the forest? Try the Elysian Wasteland Elderflower Saison for a taste of nature!

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The Unibroue Maudite is a powerful beer for a powerful man. Its a little strong but has a clean finish just like the man who rocks a beard with a lot of heft in the front and a tidy neck.

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Busch Light is for the man who wants a beard but cant really grow it. Just like Brad Pitt. Zing.