1

When you spray a bug twice with insecticide and its still alive

2

When your female friend starts crying.

3

Your friends reaction when you wake up from being blackout drunk.

4

When your contacts start to dry.

5

Your first time at the Strip Club.

6

When your ex gets dumped by the guy she left you for.

7

When you see a person from High School.

8

When you try to remember if you locked your door when you left the house?

9

When your internet is so slow, that your porn has to buffer every other second.

10

When you're on your last card in Uno and your friends think they have screwed you over by changing the color.

11

Being in your room and hearing company come over.

12

When the waiter is telling you about the specials...

13

Remembering your drunken pickup lines from last night.

14

When your girlfriends pregnancy test was negative.

15

Getting splashed while using the toilet plunger.

16

How you picture Xbox live trash talkers.

17

When you see the waiter walk by with someone elses food that looks better than yours.

18

When your girlfriend has finished her period.

19

The stubborn fart that becomes more...

20

When its the morning of an exam and you havent studied.

21

When you find 20 bucks in your laundry.

22

How you eat Hot Pockets.

23

When someone cuts you off and still ends up next to you at a red light.

24

When you noticed a spelling mistake two seconds after emailing a potential employer.

25

When your girlfriends crazy friend comes over, and acts like she owns the place.

26

When your friends saw your search history.

27

When your friend scores because of your wingman-ing.

28

When your girlfriend finally admits that you're right after arguing for 3 hours.