1

You realize you turned the stove on for pizza, and you've been playing GTA V for the past 3 hours.

2

When Internet Explorer wants to become your default browser.

3

When you're trying to get your girl in the mood.

4

Somebody compliments your beard.

5

When your teacher is looking at you while they are teaching.

6

When you go to make a sandwich for lunch but the bread has gone moldy... and you had toast for breakfast.

7

You get that intense itch in the roof of your mouth.

8

When a hot girl is about to choose the seat next to you in the bus.

9

When you try to furnish your new apartment like a real adult but you keep coming back to IKEA.

10

When you're one of the only ones who actually BYOB to a party.

11

In the car, you suddenly have to poop.

12

A fellow eBeaumer threatens to kick your ass in the comment section.

13

Your girlfriend asked if you want to cuddle.

14

When you're watching Friends reruns and your buddy says I cant believe were older now than they were in season 1.

15

When you hear these words "I don't do blowjobs."

16

When you and your friend tried shrooms for the first time.

17

18

When I crack open another beer and just remembered I din't finish my Reaction Gif gallery.

19

You've been drinking for the past 4 hours and you walk past McDonald's.

20

When you pass a gorgeous sports car while on a mission in GTA V.

21

When you see an attractive woman and you're with your wife.

22

You come home and your roommate threw a party you weren't invited to.

23

Leaving work on Friday.

24

It's pay day.

25

When you're crossing the dance floor to get to the bathroom.

26

When your professor tells you to not use your textbook or the internet for help on your online exam.

27

When the bass drops and you're at home alone.

28

When your girlfriend yells at you in a public place.

29

When you get paid.

30

When a girl walks away when you're poorly-drunkenly flirting with her.

31

When someone at a party mentions McDonald's breakfast at 4AM.