The Worst Excuses of All Time!
BrandonAR
Published
04/21/2010
Here are some of the funniest and most ridiculous excuses made by politicians and celebrities.
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The reason he gave for referring to his 11-year-old daughter as a Rude Little Pig in a voice mail message. -
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Her explanation for having repeated sex with a prison guard. -
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On why she lip-synced during a live performance on SNL. -
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On his purportedly accidental use of performance-enhancing drugs supplied by his trainer. -
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On his pot-smoking youth. -
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Married senator Chuck Robb's perfectly innocent explanation for why he was in a hotel room with former Miss Virginia. -
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Serial Killer. -
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On skipping service in Vietnam. -
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in a phone message to his son explaining why he uses the N-word during bounty hunting. -
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To a police officer after he was pulled over for picking up a transvestite prostitute. -
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Our former President after Katrina. -
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Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry after he was caught smoking crack in a hotel room with a former girlfriend-turned-FBI informant. -
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Apologizing for dangling his baby out a third-story hotel window. -
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Explaining why Vicodin was found in her system when she was pulled over for driving the wrong way on a California freeway. -
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On why he did not call the police to help him reclaim what he believed was stolen sports memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel room. -
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On wire-tapping without a warrant. -
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On how he filmed himself sleeping with an underage girl. -
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After getting caught with a prosthetic penis filled with clean urine during a drug test. -
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After being arrested at Saks Fifth Avenue with $4,760 worth of clothes and accessories stuffed in a bag. -
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Justifying his affair with the adopted daughter of his common-law wife Mia Forrow,
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