"Someone coming home and finding their entire apartment full of flowers when the sender obviously had no legal way to get in"

"Stopping someone’s wedding and asking them to be with you. Really? You couldn’t shoot your shot before the wedding? Its not a surprise event. You’re really going to embarrass everyone involved and destroy their wedding day when you could have just showed up last Wednesday?"

"Casually stalking who they’re pursuing."

"Every male in the entire village always hitting on the one single blue female."

"Breaking into your crushes house and laying on their bed. Movies: “aww he misses her that’s sweet.” Real life: “You going to jail.”"

"Literally everything in the 50 Shades movies."

"An overdramatic proposal in front of a bunch of strangers."

"Stealing their baby brother and taking them to the castle at the center of the labyrinth to eventually turn them into a goblin."

"Not taking no for an answer"

"When “couples” are fake dating and trying to convince their family, then the family forces them to kiss in front of everyone to prove their love. No family would ever do this in real life, it’s f@#king weird. Like please, make out in front of Nana and your Uncle Ken."

"Breaking through airport security to profess your love. Have fun getting tased and sent to prison jack@$$."

"Serenading them at their doorstep lmao"

"Hitting on a client or customer. In movies the employee who does that is often charming and good looking and it is reciprocated. In real life it is a fast way to get fired"

"Sending an ogre and a donkey to rescue them from a castle so you can force them to marry you so you can become a king to make up for your small stature."

"Romantically throwing rocks at someone’s window to get their attention. Bruh u better be ready to pay for insurance"

"I don’t like sand. It’s all course, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere."