27 Things That Look Like Vaginas

Carly Tennes Published 09/13/2024 in Funny

Though the old internet adage of "there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see" may have first been uttered in the context of an Evian water bottle, the expression has proven to apply to more than overpriced beverages. Enter the couches, maps, and sandwiches that should really, really keep it in their pants.

From garden-ripe tomatoes to the city of Vancouver's allegedly yonic canoe, here are 27 things that kinda look like vaginas.

List View
Player View
Grid View

1.
“Futon looking a lil right.” 
2.
“Mari Gold's tight purple pants.”
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
“A river runs though the Gina river.”
9.
10.
“This poppy”
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
“One of my students (2nd grade) made a ‘taco’ out of construction paper in art class…”
17.
18.
“It's supposed to be an angel…”
19.
“This tomato from my garden.”
20.
“New hole for World Championships.”
21.
“I saw this & had to do a double take.”
22.
23.
“Caught this smut on the highway.”
24.
25.
“The logo of this Resort in Cancun, Mexico is suggesting.”
26.
“My wife said that the instructions on my medical marijuana dispensary bag are very vaginal.”
27.
“The logo of this episcopal school in Lerida (Spain).”

1.
“Futon looking a lil right.” 
2.
“Mari Gold's tight purple pants.”
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
“A river runs though the Gina river.”
9.
10.
“This poppy”
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
“One of my students (2nd grade) made a ‘taco’ out of construction paper in art class…”
17.
18.
“It's supposed to be an angel…”
19.
“This tomato from my garden.”
20.
“New hole for World Championships.”
21.
“I saw this & had to do a double take.”
22.
23.
“Caught this smut on the highway.”
24.
25.
“The logo of this Resort in Cancun, Mexico is suggesting.”
26.
“My wife said that the instructions on my medical marijuana dispensary bag are very vaginal.”
27.
“The logo of this episcopal school in Lerida (Spain).”