Twitter Twibute by @BoyCalledAnn
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Hey @ebaumsworld can I put together a monthly tweet gallery for the site?#freecontent
— BoyCalledAnn (@BoyCalledAnn) April 17, 2013 -
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The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, andthe Lion didn't have the courage. So Dorothy remained a virgin.
— Dr. Thanatos (@DrThanatos) October 1, 2011 -
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Ladies!I've analyzed what it means when men use emoticons! :) = Wanna fuck?;) = Wanna fuck?:D = Wanna fuck?:P = Wanna fuck?
— Peauxtassium, k? (@NotJPo) December 23, 2011 -
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If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome.
— Verifried Drunk™®© (@VerifiedDrunk) September 28, 2011 -
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When a kid says, "see ya later, alligator!" I always reply, "after a while, shithead!" because saying goodbye doesn't have to rhyme.
— Christopher Sweet (@kingofalltweets) August 17, 2011 -
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If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded.
— Brain R Cade (@iRandumbs) November 13, 2012 -
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Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage.
— Fuzzy LePimp (@FuzzyPimple) June 12, 2012 -
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Look. Just tell us if its fucking Maybelline or not. The suspense is killing me
— comedyfish (@comedyfish) July 19, 2012 -
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“The Force†is weird. How come a Jedi can detect a planet being destroyed light years away but can’t tell he is kissing his own sister?
— Bad Bad Leeroy Brown (@bdbdleeroybrown) November 20, 2011 -
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This article is titled “How to get Jessica Biel’s body†but it’s just a bunch of health tips and nothing at all about kidnapping.
— Gavin Pivott (@gavinpivott) August 6, 2012 -
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The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever.
— Pax Paxochka (@Paxochka) February 9, 2011 -
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Hey, what do you call a guy who inherits a ton of cows? A dairy heir. Sorry. I’ll butt out now.
— Wile E. Quixote (@ScottLinnen) April 17, 2013 -
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I shouldn't tweet at work, I'm getting my emails and tweets mixed up.Kind RegardsGavin
— Gavin (@offsidebastard) August 25, 2011 -
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We should let the guy who named "platypus" name some more stuff.
— Allan Cresswell (@AllanCresswell) March 26, 2013 -
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I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.
— AngieDavisheartspeen (@Adar79Angie) August 6, 2012 -
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If Laurence Fishburn ever overcooked his salmon, he'd probably never hear the end of it
— Dre77â„¢ (@Dre_77_) April 17, 2013 -
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IF all women are crazy…Then…You might as well pick a pretty one.
—Rock God (@redpawn3) March 31, 2012 -
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God created everyone equal, then he put a dick on the stupid ones.
— Robyn Vo (@robyn_vo) March 5, 2012 -
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Next time you shake someone's hand, point to it after and say, "you might want to wash that now."It's so fun!
— Bunny Gordon (@ExhibitJuliet) April 17, 2013 -
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My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted.
— noog (@noogscorner) May 31, 2012
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