One way to achieve a killer pokerface.

Traveling by water has gotten hardcore.

Something tells us that this wasn't used for gums.

A bike the whole family can enjoy.

Hands-free baby holding.

A swim mask that can also double as evidence in a murder trial.

Toaster bacon is inferior to griddle bacon.

480 fingers is too many fingers.

I just want to grab this woman's hand gently and tell her she's been fooled.

No risk of any kind: Except the risk of growing no hair.

They could have come up with a better name.

For those of you who demand your eggs have edges.

Pack a day, or pack a minute.

Cures illnesses of the head by ripping the head off.

A messed up way to teach your baby how to walk.

The gas-powered roller skates of your dreams.

So you can do your hair and makeup before you shower, for some reason.

To keep your dog from running away, and for serving him with salad.

Prevent smoke from blowing in your face with this mini umbrella stick. You won't look weird at all.

Fill up your tank and spray on your tan at the same time.

Not sure. Don't want to know.

Stay afloat with all your friends.

Make horns, not bombs.

Is this chicken for dinner, or the next Hollywood starlet?

A way to transport your best buddy.

I call it the "Vinylin."

Stay safe out there.

This is much more efficient than your hairdryer.

Bringing new meaning to "sharing a smoke."

Phoneman is here to save the...phones?

This probably didn't end well.

He seems way too proud of this tiny TV.

Wartime fun for the whole family.

Can you guess what he's looking at in there?

We are interested in this setup and want to know more.

Don't trust any photographer who offers to take you picture with one of these.

This is one way to make your commute more interesting.

I need this right now.

I hope everyone got out of this alive.

Sure, why not.

Still the best invention ever.