What women really mean
youngkchrismc
Published
07/28/2010
Men now we know how to fight back
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1. Contempt: lifted brows, upper lip lifted. How to cause this: it's enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie. -
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2. Controlled anger: tightly shut lips, flared nostrils, eyes squinting slightly. How to cause this: find a photo album with your ex-wife photos and put it in a prominent place. -
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3. Fear: eyes open wide, eyebrows slightly raised comers of the mouth are pointing downward. How to cause this: pick up the phone and say: Hey Wolfgang! I heard you and your brothers have no place to live? Well, come live with us!†-
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4. Sarcastic Smile: mouth half-open, eyes slightly squinting. How to cause this: going out with your buddies, promise to be home at 9 pm. -
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5. Obligatory Smile: mouth corners are pointing in different directions, in a lopsided smile. How to cause this: invite your boss to visit your house. -
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6. Derision: lips shut, eyes squinting. How to cause this: refuse to pay extra $100 for a hotel room with a better view. -
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7. Asking nicely: lifted eyebrows, trembling chin. How to cause this: promise something, then change your mind. -
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8. Pleading: wrinkled forehead, lips slightly open, eyes wet. How to cause this: Again promise her something, (see previous), and then change your mind again. -
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9. Baffled Anger: one eye squinted, jaw put forward. How to cause this: when you team wins, go to bed dressed in it's colors. -
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10. Confusion: eyes open wide, mouth slightly open. How to cause this: get a tattoo with a different girl's name. -
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11. Deep Hatred: all face muscles are frozen as in a mask. How to cause this: Say that her new dress is good, but your secretary's dress is better. -
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12. Humble Submission: mouth is closed, one eyebrow slightly raised. How to cause this: as yet unknown.
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- What women really mean
1. Contempt: lifted brows, upper lip lifted. How to cause this: it's enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie.
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