Why I No Longer Believe in Santa Claus
actionjack
Published
12/21/2011
yeah, you read the title. what else do you need?
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Black Santa's watching you -
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Santa searching for your presents -
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Nothing like relaxing after delivering all those goodies -
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Machine Mask Santa -
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Santa has you in his crosshairs -
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Mrs. Claus is not very happy -
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A Happy Ending to all, and to all a good night -
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I shouldn't have taken all that cough syrup -
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Occupy Santa is struggling as well -
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Pedo-Santa makes his move -
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Santa as an extra on Sons of Anarhy -
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You are not the Real Santa!!! -
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Santa Give Up -
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Hell yea bitches!! -
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Crap, it's December already?!?! -
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Here's what I think of your Christmas Wish List -
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Ever heard of the shocker? -
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Santa don't discriminate against the homos -
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The elves did that to Santa after a heavy night of drinking -
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Evil Santa is holding him hostage for One Millllllion Dollars -
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Santa is Sex -
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Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell. -
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Black Santa is very confusing -
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Jedi Santa battles the dark side -
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Santa spanks a retarded elf -
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What the.... -
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Worst Santa ever? I think so. -
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Soon....soon -
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Upskirt Santa stalks his prey -
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Oh my Gawd, Santa smells like cheese and wine -
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Santa Fail or Santa Win? -
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Fuck it all
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![<p>Every year, many parents force their kids to meet <a href="https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/20-bad-santas-that-are-definitely-on-the-naughty-list/87487705/">fake Santas</a> in shopping malls around the country. But even though those Santas don't have St. Nick's mythological powers, kids still ask these cosplayers what they want for Christmas. But children say the darnedest things, and that combined with the weird people middle America has to offer make for some great requests. These 27 mall Santas took to Ask Reddit and shared the strangest things they've ever been asked for. </p><p><br></p><p>Not every kid wants a Lego Death Star or a Barbie Dream House, and some keep things much simpler. Two children on this list limited their requests to food-related items, with one asking for crustless bread, and another for fresh pancakes. Fortunately, both sets of parents were able to easily satisfy their kids, with one child now all grown up stating, "the bread was definitely the highlight of my Christmas. I got two loaves of crustless bread and I’m pretty sure I deleted them both in less than a week."</p><p><br></p><p>On the more awkward side, not every Santa can ensure the child gets what they want. Especially when the kid refuses to tell mom, and asks Santa exclusively for "makeup and some [chest development]." Aren't you a little young to be caring about such things while you still believe in a mythical man from the North Pole?</p>](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2023/12/19/115736/87488072/ask-santa-fixed.jpg "27 Weird Things Kids Have Asked for From Mall Santas")
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