When his 21-year-old wife, Feng, saw the saucy emails he'd sent to his other lover, she flew into a jealous rage. She grabbed a pair of scissors, and cut off Lung's penis while he was sleeping. At least she didn't throw it into a field like Lorena Bobbitt.

Discovering what had happened, Fan was understandably distraught. He gathered his severed member and took off to the local hospital. Luckily, the doctors there were able to save his appendage.

Little did Fan know, Feng had followed him to the hospital. While Fan was in the recovery room, she managed to sneak in and cut off his newly reattached penis. This time Feng threw it out a window.

A bloodsoaked Fan chased Feng out of the hospital. Sadly, despite a frantic search, the doctors were unable to locate Feng's severed penis. Feng is currently under arrest for grievous bodily harm. That sounds like one of the worst experiences ever. In a bit of good news for Fan his mistress, 21-year-old Zhang Hung, said she plans on staying with him despite his now permanent shortcomings in the bedroom. It doesnt matter that hes lost his fertility, she said. He has five children already.