It isn't a secret that Tumblr is home to some of the strangest posters on the net, easily surpassing Reddit and 4chan when it comes to measuring the average level of weird throughout the site. We've seen plenty of great posts reposted on Facebook, Imgur, and the like, often covering fanfic, great points made pertaining to current events, and love. This is a story about the last one.

But then again, this is the internet, right? No one actually cut their toe off and sent it to their special internet friend to wear as a pendant, right?All right, I was messing with you a bit. After their inboxes started blowing up, cummy-eyelids (real name Lana), who was gifted the appendage by Haley, explained that the toe was removed nearly a decade ago via surgery due to a condition his betrothed called Brachymetatarsia. Does the explanation make it better? Probably not, but at least we know that she didn't snip her toe on a whim.