WTF and Random VIII

DarthTolkien Published 12/23/2010

Number eight in the series.

1.
Dude. Put your cock away.
2.
Oh mommy.
3.
I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up.
4.
It's a miracle!
5.
Look out for the brown trout!
6.
Bacon bitch!
7.
The ancient African Schwinn tribe.
8.
Best. Job. Ever.
9.
Can I see some ID?
10.
Ad placement WIN.
11.
Pretty much the definition of WTF.
12.
What's the big deal you say? It's a cake.
13.
Shit. I had it wrong all along.
14.
Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day.
15.
The magic floating beer bottle always points out the biggest slut in the room.
16.
Classy. Real classy.
17.
The Predator Cardigan available now at Old Navy.
18.
S. Claus you are charged with: entering this country illegally, smuggling, breaking and entering, and pedophilia.
19.
Nature's shotgun.
20.
Yum! Cock cookie!
21.
Who's up for a fisting?!?
22.
Oh look. Blue Spider-Man group is in town!
23.
Priest bling.
24.
Bling bling yum yum.
25.
El Chupacabra!
26.
Yeah...uh...don't think that's going to work in the real world.
27.
Slutty Greetings!
28.
What's Russian for WTF?
29.
Slut...or whatever it is in Chinese.
30.
Jonah Hill crossing.
31.
You know someone will say 'The bridge looks higher. We can fit.'
32.
Seems like it would be quicker to use the stairs.

1.
Dude. Put your cock away.
2.
Oh mommy.
3.
I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up.
4.
It's a miracle!
5.
Look out for the brown trout!
6.
Bacon bitch!
7.
The ancient African Schwinn tribe.
8.
Best. Job. Ever.
9.
Can I see some ID?
10.
Ad placement WIN.
11.
Pretty much the definition of WTF.
12.
What's the big deal you say? It's a cake.
13.
Shit. I had it wrong all along.
14.
Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day.
15.
The magic floating beer bottle always points out the biggest slut in the room.
16.
Classy. Real classy.
17.
The Predator Cardigan available now at Old Navy.
18.
S. Claus you are charged with: entering this country illegally, smuggling, breaking and entering, and pedophilia.
19.
Nature's shotgun.
20.
Yum! Cock cookie!
21.
Who's up for a fisting?!?
22.
Oh look. Blue Spider-Man group is in town!
23.
Priest bling.
24.
Bling bling yum yum.
25.
El Chupacabra!
26.
Yeah...uh...don't think that's going to work in the real world.
27.
Slutty Greetings!
28.
What's Russian for WTF?
29.
Slut...or whatever it is in Chinese.
30.
Jonah Hill crossing.
31.
You know someone will say 'The bridge looks higher. We can fit.'
32.
Seems like it would be quicker to use the stairs.