WTF and Random XIV

DarthTolkien Published 01/28/2011

Number fourteen in the series.

1.
Bring. Bring.
2.
God I hope this is Halloween.
3.
Party of three.
4.
Irony. Pass it on.
5.
Context. This has none.
6.
That is a really specialized fetish.
7.
Looks legit. Meet him back behind the dumpster.
8.
Good dog.
9.
A little bit of duct tape will fix that right up.
10.
Then why are you smiling?
11.
Even homeless people get it on.
12.
You've heard of the Shocker? Behold the WTFer!
13.
The title of this fountain is 'In need of therapy.'
14.
So you don't need a bikini but a cell phone in the pool is OK?
15.
This dude is going to get a serious beat down.
16.
Run Magneto has found you! Oh, wait...
17.
Right. Because having that much blood on it isn't weird at all.
18.
You know they are going to tag team that chicken when they get home.
19.
A concise diagnosis.
20.
That would be the weird smelling old guy that drives around in the van with the windows that are all painted ,
21.
If not, make sure you show the kid this picture.
22.
How big are you to make a fold out bed want to eat you?
23.
Subliminal.
24.
I don't think it's coming back.
25.
John Belushi. The original photo bomber.
26.
Harry, I am your father.

1.
Bring. Bring.
2.
God I hope this is Halloween.
3.
Party of three.
4.
Irony. Pass it on.
5.
Context. This has none.
6.
That is a really specialized fetish.
7.
Looks legit. Meet him back behind the dumpster.
8.
Good dog.
9.
A little bit of duct tape will fix that right up.
10.
Then why are you smiling?
11.
Even homeless people get it on.
12.
You've heard of the Shocker? Behold the WTFer!
13.
The title of this fountain is 'In need of therapy.'
14.
So you don't need a bikini but a cell phone in the pool is OK?
15.
This dude is going to get a serious beat down.
16.
Run Magneto has found you! Oh, wait...
17.
Right. Because having that much blood on it isn't weird at all.
18.
You know they are going to tag team that chicken when they get home.
19.
A concise diagnosis.
20.
That would be the weird smelling old guy that drives around in the van with the windows that are all painted ,
21.
If not, make sure you show the kid this picture.
22.
How big are you to make a fold out bed want to eat you?
23.
Subliminal.
24.
I don't think it's coming back.
25.
John Belushi. The original photo bomber.
26.
Harry, I am your father.