Zombie Apocalypse Vehicle Guide
Hakik
Published
02/23/2015
Your guide to what car to pick for surviving the zombie apocalypse. Which one would you pick? Come take the poll on the forum: http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?375873-Pick-your-vehicle-for-the-zombie-apocalypse
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The SUV. Offers good off road, and mounted guns. Too bad that snowplower kills any ability to go off-roading. -
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The double decker bus. If you live in the UK, you can get some nice living quarters in this. Just make sure you stay on smooth tarmac, and don't count on quick getaways. -
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The delivery van. Less bulky than a bus, and more minimal living space. But not much in terms of performance. -
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The coupe. Nice little car, but that snowplower and those spikes are pretty stupid. You'll end up planting your car in a bump on the road, or destroying your wheels when you forget how wide you are now. -
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The slicer. You get a nice gun turret, but I don't know how useful those guns on the hood are gonna be, and even less sure about those knives. If I'm running to my car, from zombies, I don't want to be running towards knives to open my door. -
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The intimidator. Skulls and snakes are cool, but they're not gonna scare any zombies. Should have protected those windows. Zombies love to punch windows. -
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The samurai. Lots of armor and firepower on a performance car. But a lot of that performance is lost with the heavy armor overkill, and a lot of the firepower is lost on guns that can't aim and waste bullets. -
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The chainsaw massacre. Nice design and protection, but are those chainsaws really gonna do anything, apart from wasting gas? -
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The fortified van. Great little fort to live in. Just make sure it doesn't break down or you don't need to change the oil or something, because you can't open the hood anymore. -
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The nighthawk. Great if zombies use radars. Not so great if there's a bump on the road. -
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The prestige. The stylish way to go. This looks like it could have been fast if it wasn't for those stupid caterpillar tracks. -
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The military vehicles. It doesn't get any better than this in terms of protection, and all terrain ability. It already comes armored so there's no need for modifications. It even has living quarters. That is if you can get to a military base. Also, you will need to be well supplied in fuel. -
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The civil protector. Don't have a military base nearby? Go to your police or fire department. They always have big mean vehicles like this. They don't have any window protection, but hopefully your zombies aren't gonna be over 6' tall. -
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The bedouin. A nice little all terrain pick up with a mounted gun. But remember, zombies love to break windows. -
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The beast. It's big, bad, and carries its own fuel supply. If you don't mind the bulkiness and lack of maneuverability. -
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The Merc G. Most of what you get from a military vehicle, but in a smaller, quicker, and more agile package. -
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The safari. A nice little all terrain, with cargo, and window protection. -
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The camo. Sometimes staying out of sight is the way to go. Not just from zombies but from greedy survivors. This is the choice if you want to hide in wooded areas. -
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The sneak. Quick and agile. You can't really go off road, and it doesn't offer much in protection. But you won't use too much gas. -
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The redneck. Its zombie plower has enough ground clearance, and you get a mounted gun, but it's still a pick up. -
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The PMC. Cheapest way to make a military style vehicle. Pop up roof for gunner. -
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The mower. Mow down zombies with your mounted gatlin gun, and crush any remains with the front bumper metal teeth. I'm not sure those side guns are gonna be much use. And you better have access to a ton of ammo. -
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The bike. Really need mobility? You don't even need to park your ride when you go loot Walmart. However, you better be wearing chain mail, because you have no protection. -
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The mini bus. You can carry big groups and have living space. Good protection. It has some drawbacks. If you've seen Dawn of the Dead, these tend to flip over easily for some reason. -
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The camper. Great if you want to try your luck in unpopulated areas in the wild. Hopefully there won't be too many zombies in the wild, because you have no protection. -
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The super camper. Big, off road trucks, with living quarters, and even bike or quads so you don't have to drive around with this big gas guzzler all the time. It's not well armored, but probably too tall for zombies. You better stay far from survivors, as they'd want in. -
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The detachable super camper. Just like the super camper, except it's detachable and you can drive around in just an SUV. -
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The car plane. If you just want to fly off to safety this is the way to go.
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