Blonde jokes - jokes

Dead Blonde
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.
By zeuty
Featured 16 years ago

Stay...
I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket the other day and rolled down the windows to make sure my new Labrador puppy had some...
By TheCommentator
Featured 17 years ago

Deer Tracks
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer...
By kerplunk1013
Featured 17 years ago

Complaint
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a...
By TreeWrapper
Featured 17 years ago

Blonde in your fridge
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber
By The_Duke
Featured 17 years ago

Blondes Knock Knock
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they go answer the door.
By WIIWARRIOR
Featured 17 years ago

Blonde Bombshell
Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell—she’s got a grenade in her mouth.
By ebaum
Featured 17 years ago