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Dreaming Numbers

I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my buddy Matt. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the most bizarre dream the...

By guitarlover

Featured 14 years ago

Drunk Irishman

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not...

By xckxgoaleprcaun

Featured 15 years ago

Flat Chest

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale...

By blooddiamonds

Featured 15 years ago

My Needs

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I...

By amphora13579

Featured 15 years ago

Hedge Clippers

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once...

By roxanna_us

Featured 15 years ago

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and...

By matman747

Featured 15 years ago

44th Birthday

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and...

By BrandonAR

Featured 15 years ago

No-Parking Zone

There was once a little girl and a little boy in kindergarten. One day, the little boy pulled down his pants and asked the little girl,...

By daveatnite

Featured 15 years ago

One-Liners

1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the...

By xxfregiltxx

Featured 15 years ago

The Men's rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note… these...

By guinness13494

Featured 15 years ago

Subject Drug Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from...

By thelegendery

Featured 15 years ago

The Lie Detector Robot

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One...

By KingRolo0503

Featured 15 years ago

Rude and Arrogant Americans

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed,...

By 237g

Featured 15 years ago

Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...

By LTlingerie

Featured 15 years ago

Perfect Eyesight

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...

By thelegendery

Featured 15 years ago

Whaling on the High Seas

A pair of whales, a male and his mate were swimming along one day when they came upon a whaling vessel. M: ''Oh shit!'' F: ''What is it?'' M:...

By CaptainJ

Featured 15 years ago

Worldwide Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the...

By midnite492

Featured 15 years ago

Age Vs Wisdom

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He...

By ADLife

Featured 15 years ago

French Prostitutes

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next...

By rockzilla411

Featured 15 years ago

REINCARNATION

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already...

By pbl0

Featured 16 years ago

20 years with my wife

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen...

By pbl0

Featured 16 years ago

Socialism - Good on Paper, Not in Reality...

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had failed very few students but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that...

By wxb200

Featured 16 years ago

Help Doc

A guy goes to his doctor. "Doc, I'm having trouble in the bedroom. I just can't get into it with my wife any more." The doctor...

By rick2580

Featured 16 years ago

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Joys of Shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you...

By crackrocksteady

Featured 16 years ago

Daily media - jokes

Dreaming Numbers

Drunk Irishman

Flat Chest

My Needs

Hedge Clippers

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

44th Birthday

No-Parking Zone

One-Liners

The Men's rules

Subject Drug Warning

The Lie Detector Robot

Rude and Arrogant Americans

Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

Perfect Eyesight

Whaling on the High Seas

Worldwide Survey

Age Vs Wisdom

French Prostitutes

REINCARNATION

20 years with my wife

Socialism - Good on Paper, Not in Reality...

Help Doc

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

Joys of Shopping

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