Drunk - jokes

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.. When the trooper asked the...

By rattlebox02

Featured 14 years ago

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not...

By xckxgoaleprcaun

Featured 15 years ago

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already...

By pbl0

Featured 15 years ago

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first...

By Riley

Featured 16 years ago

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...

By jpcrf250

Featured 16 years ago

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The...

By buddha247

Featured 16 years ago

An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

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