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Woman Too Dumb to Realize You Can Actually Pick (and Eat) Fruit Off Trees

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade… specifically with other lemons you went out of your way to buy and pay for at the grocery store.

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

Everything to Know about the Awful Mahomes Family Hangers-on

Meet the dynamic duo of Brittany and Jackson Mahomes, the wife and the brother respectively of Kansas City Chiefs' Quarterback, Patrick Mahomes.

Damar Hamlin Responds to Conspiracy Theorists Claiming He’s Dead

We all witnessed what happened on the field at Paycor Stadium in Cincinatti on January 2nd.

Adorably Dumb Cat Named 'Jorts' Captures Internet's Hearts

It all started with a Reddit thread where someone asked if they were in the wrong for saying 'Jorts,' a stray cat their workplace had adopted, was kinda dumb.

Mark Zuckerberg's 'Patriotism' Gets Torched Online

Just Zuck out here doing totally normal human things.

Trump Brags About Passing Basic Cognitive Assessment

President Trump in a recent interview with Fox New's Chris Wallace, he boasted that he "got all the answers right" to a basic test gaging not intelligence but cognition.

4 Real Quotes About Science From the New Corona Czar Mike Pence

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

TikTok Car Crash Video is What the World Has Come To

I Watched Logan Paul's Movie, "Airplane Mode," So You Don't Have To

Learn from my suffering.

A Man Ate a Slug as a Dare (That Happened to Have a Parasite), and a Decade Later It Killed Him

Australian man eats a slug on a dare. What would follow is a 10 year struggle with rat lungworm contracted from the slug, putting the man in a...

IHOP's Mothers Day Tweet Is The Definition Of WTF

WTF is this IHOP?

Woman Mauled After Trying to Take a Selfie with a Jaguar at the Zoo

Woman climbs barrier of jaguar exhibit to get a better picture with the wildcat at Arizona zoo.

Burberry Forced To Apologize For Offensive Sweater

Burberry brand has faced major backlash after releasing a product with a clear noose around the neck of a sweater. The obvious implication is a...

Teen Does Bird Box Challenge While Driving and Crashes Cause of Course She Did

LAYTON, Utah. 2019 is off with a dumb bang. Literally. Police say a teenager participating in the latest viral challenge is responsible for a...

Woman Finds Out That Sending 159,000 Texts Isn't Normal

A Phoenix woman reportedly sent a man she met on a dating website more than 159,000 texts.

Logan Paul Thinks the Earth Is Flat as Steve-O Proves It's Not

Logan Paul comes out of the Flat Earth closet at Denver Flat Earth convention. Trying his hand at a comeback Paul looks to cash in on the flat earther movement to bolster his comeback from filming a dead person in 'Suicide Forest' in Japan last year. This

Post Malone and Crocs Teamed up to Make the Shoes No One Asked For

Ugly rapper collaborates with ugly shoe company to make the most 2018 ironic piece of footwear that would make your PT Cruiser driving aunt...

Amazon's New Alexa Powered Microwave Is So Dumb It's Laughable

It's about time the biggest company in the world started innovating.

Indian Man Takes Incredibly Dangerous Selfie, Pays the Price

Utterly foolish selfie seeker got unfortunately wrecked by a passing train.