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Since Elon Hid Twitter Likes Everyone is Liking Tons of Porn

In what is only the latest example in a long line of Elon Musk’s ridiculous decisions since purchasing Twitter, the CEO of X has now made everybody’s likes private, ruining the lives of every nosy person who relied on public likes to learn more about thei

Dude Almost Cuts Off Finger with Cybertruck Trunk

Before it got recalled, the Cybertruck had a problem. Well, about a million problems, but there was one problem specifically that could have been a real issue for anyone who enjoys having their hands.

Elon Musk Confirms He Has a Burner Account Where He Pretends to Be a Baby

Watching Elon Musk’s daily life has many people reacting like the mom in The Babadook — i.e. frantically screaming “WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL?!”

Some Idiot Actually Let Elon Implant a Chip In Their Brain

The news surrounding Elon Musk’s Neuralink hasn’t been great. Ever since the company launched in 2016 with the promise of revolutionizing the way people interface with computers, they’ve hit hurdle after hurdle — and not just because people are understand

‘His Hat’s On Backward’: Elon Musk Roasted For Cowboy Cosplay In "Border Update" Livestream

Though Elon Musk may have cemented himself — for better or worse — as a titan of the tech industry, it appears there’s one modern invention he still has yet to master: The elusive cowboy hat.

Twitter Employee Asks Elon for Clarification on His Employment and Elon Ridicules Him on His Own App

The sideshow circus of Elon Musk's Twitter has hit another monumental low this week as the CEO openly mocked, then fired a disabled employee via tweet.

Myspace Tom Throws Hat in the Ring after Elon Loses His Own Poll

Elon Musk has once again outdone himself in his never-ending mission to get people to like him.

World’s Richest Man Asks Stephen King for $8

Elon Musk has made it clear that verified twitter accounts who want to keep their coveted blue checkmarks will have to pay a price.

Elon Musk Thinks He’s Too Smart for Chess

Elon Musk is making headlines after tweeting that the game of chess is "too simple to be useful in real life."

Pale Elon Musk Vacation Pics Get Burnt to a Crisp By Twitter

The Tesla CEO was photographed with his rich friends swimming in the Aegean Sea. However, many people quickly noticed that Musk might not get out much because he is quite pale.

Elon Musk's Dad Had a Secret Child With His Own Stepdaughter

7 Better Ways Elon Musk Could Spend His $43 Billion

Jeremey Clarkson Reviews The Tesla Model X With A Team Of Lawyers

If you're a Top Gear fan then you know what happened last time Clarkson got into a Tesla.

SpaceX Reveals Flight-Ready Falcon Heavy Rocket That Will Eventually Take Us To Mars

We Just Got Our First Look At The SpaceX Spacesuit And It's Badass