A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The...
By buddha247
Featured 16 years ago
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted...
By ebaum
Featured 17 years ago
An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business...
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and...
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to...
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag...
An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said....
A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish. The Quebecer says, "I...
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his...
Irishmen Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends, agreed that when one passed on, the other would spill the contents of a bottle of fine...
A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar. She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to...
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy. Consul : What is your name? Arab : Abdul Aziz Consul: Sex? Arab : Six to ten times a...
Featured 18 years ago
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of...
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank Short line. Just one guy...
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He...
All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters. A corrected...
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his...
Two out of work Polish bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped...
A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He is leaving the next day and he still hasn't tried the food. He goes to a restaurant and sits...
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he...
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are...
A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we...
There was an old Jewish man living in an assisted living center. At 10 pm on a Saturday night there was a knock on his door. The man opened the...
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the...
