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Busty Two-Headed A.I. Farmer Girls Are Taking Over Facebook

Anyone still clinging to the sinking ship that is Facebook has probably noticed the influx of low-quality A.I.-generated content that’s been flooding the site, posted almost exclusively by bizarrely named pages that exist solely to farm engagement.

Man Publicly Calls Out His 37 Closest Friends for Not Doing More to Help Him Find a Girlfriend

Anyone who’s used the internet in the past 20 years will understand just how many people online are sexually frustrated and willing to take it out on innocent bystanders. But one Tennessee man has taken it to the next level.

Man Sues 50 Women Who Made Fun of Him on Facebook for Being a Bad Date

Somehow, “men suing women for calling them bad dates” is becoming a trend.

The Most Exciting Posts from Facebook's 'Dull Men's Club'

Life isn’t always a thrill ride. Sometimes, life’s greatest pleasures come not in the form of major events, but in the little things that keep us going. This revelation is the genesis of Facebook’s “Dull Men’s Club,” where men from around the world gather

'They Peed in the Dryer': Mom Details the Absolute Rager Her Kids Threw While She Was Away

It’s the stuff of every teenager’s dream, and every parent’s nightmare: throwing a massive party while your parents are out of town.

Facebook Moms Want to Secede from the U.S. But Are Worried about Losing Government Assistance

There's been a lot of talk over these last few weeks about states, mostly Texas, and their hangers, wanting to secede from the United States of America. And while they aren't the first to drum the debate and they won't be the last, there is one group of p

Woman FAFO After Putting Carolina Reapers In Relish

While Aussies may be famed for battling sweltering temperatures, it appears some still can’t take the heat — namely, gardener Wendy Hood, who found herself “on death’s door” after peppering a few home-grown Carolina Reapers into a recent batch of relish.

Granny Haters: Facebook Boomers Fuming at How Hot Granny’s Fashion Is

Weirdly, despite it being 2023, the year of our lord and savior Barbie, some people still believe that women over a certain age should become hermits once they’re no longer young and hot anymore.

The Party’s Over: As Social Media Companies Test Paid Subscription Models, Free Users Can Expect a Worse User Experience

The early days of the internet feel like a fever dream now: open access to as much information as you could get your hands on with no paywalls or subscriptions in sight.

Grandpa Accidentally Posts Sloppy Toppy Vid On Facebook, Blocks Everyone After He Can’t Delete It

Social media has been a thing now for around 25 years. In that time, countless people have undoubtedly accidentally posted things that were not meant to see the light of day.

Look at These Stairs Designed for People Not Afraid to Die

To give a brief introduction, stairs. We use them every day. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down. You’re likely already familiar.

Don't Search "Chicken Soup" on Facebook, Or It Will Think You're a Child Sex Abuser

Say you’re a nice old lady, looking for something to feed your sick grandchild.

This TikTok Lawyer Explains How You Can Get ‘A Couple Hundred Dollars’ from Facebook’s Class-Action Settlement Over Cambridge Analytica

'Do Not Ring Doorbells in 2023. My 6 Was Loaded': Local Meteorologist Threatens to Shoot Little Girl at His Door

Chris, the founder of iWeatherNet, posted a message to the organization’s Facebook page warning children not to ring his doorbell. “A child just rang my doorbell,” he wrote. “My 6 was loaded. Keep your kids away.”

Pink Floyd Fans Freak Out About Band 'Turning Woke'

As one commenter ingenious summed up the entire ordeal: "Some people here took ‘we don’t need no education’ too seriously.”

The Official ‘Shawshank Redemption’ Facebook Page Is Run By a Very Horny Admin

The Shawshank Redemption was released in 1994. That's an entire decade before Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook.

Jim Cramer Apologizes to Investors after Saying Meta Stock Can ‘Only Go Up’

After claiming that Meta "has nowhere else to go but up" back in June, Cramer was so ashamed of his decisions that he couldn't even look at the cameras as his eyes welled up with tears as he said, "I made a mistake here. I was wrong. I trusted this manage

Snake Stuck in Ear Canal is Painfully Fake

The video was posted to Facebook on Sept 1 by a social media star in India, Chandah Singh, who has a little over 20,000 followers.

Andrew Tate Has Been Banned From Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok

After controversy over creating misogynistic and toxic content on social media, Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram.

Meta's Horizon World Is a 10 Billion Dollar Garbage Product

You'd think they could fix that hairline in VR?

'Ghost Hand' Captured at Beach Freaks Out the Internet

A recent viral photo of a woman at a beach in Queensland, Australia shows a mysterious object floating behind her in the water. Many internet theorists believe that it's some type of underwater reflection of a ghost saying it's a "phantom hand".

Mom Goes Viral Defending Her Son After He Beat Up His Bully

A supportive mother shared a story on Facebook of her son who was suspended from school for five days. While most parents would be angry with their children for getting in trouble, Alison Arnall Davis was actually happy her son had been suspended.

Patrick Mahomes' Brother Receives Savage Clapback From Restaurant He Dissed

Patrick Mahomes' TikTok 'famous' younger brother, Jackson is back in the news again.

Burger Shop Bans Kids From Dining Alone and They Have Pretty Good Reasons

A Burger place in California caught some headlines recently after they enacted a new policy that forbids minors under 18 from dining without a guardian. And the reasons for doing so are pretty hilarious.

Mark Zuckerberg's 'Patriotism' Gets Torched Online

Just Zuck out here doing totally normal human things.