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'Who Takes Someone That Looks Like This to a Chain Restaurant?': Entitled Woman Refuses to Leave Car After Date Takes Her to Cheesecake Factory

Think a restaurant with chaotic decor, a novella for a menu, and 38 different types of cheesecake is enough to woo your date? Not if your crush is a TikToker with insanely high standards!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Walrus Behavior': Man Dines and Dashes After His Crush Eats 48 Oysters On First Date

It started out with a round of drinks, how did it end up with 48 oysters?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Who Received OTPHJ From Rep. Lauren Boebert Won't Be Getting a Second Date

After days of forbidden thirsting, we may finally have a concrete answer to the age-old question of whether Rep. Lauren Boebert puts out on the first date: Possibly, but only if you’re in a crowded theater during a regional production of Beetlejuice.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny