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Joke: What Happens When Lesbians Have Sex?

Sorry fellas, it's a cold world.

By Broseph_Mcbrah

Featured 7 years ago

Joke: A Guy Walks Into a Bar and Sees a Jar of $100 Bills on the Counter

He asks the bartender "Hey, what's with the jar?" *Contains NSFW Language*

By RobynHitchcock

Featured 7 years ago in Funny

The 12 Inch Pianist

You don't always get what you really want...

By dufflebagboy95

Featured 10 years ago in Funny

Dreaming Numbers

I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my buddy Matt. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the most bizarre dream the...

By guitarlover

Featured 14 years ago

Hedge Clippers

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once...

By roxanna_us

Featured 15 years ago

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and...

By matman747

Featured 15 years ago

One-Liners

1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the...

By xxfregiltxx

Featured 15 years ago

The Men's rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note… these...

By guinness13494

Featured 15 years ago

Subject Drug Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from...

By thelegendery

Featured 15 years ago

The Lie Detector Robot

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One...

By KingRolo0503

Featured 15 years ago

Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...

By LTlingerie

Featured 15 years ago

Perfect Eyesight

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...

By thelegendery

Featured 15 years ago

Worldwide Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the...

By midnite492

Featured 15 years ago

Age Vs Wisdom

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He...

By ADLife

Featured 15 years ago

CDC Medical Alert

The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even...

By Ricky2

Featured 15 years ago

20 years with my wife

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen...

By pbl0

Featured 16 years ago

Help Doc

A guy goes to his doctor. "Doc, I'm having trouble in the bedroom. I just can't get into it with my wife any more." The doctor...

By rick2580

Featured 16 years ago

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Joys of Shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you...

By crackrocksteady

Featured 16 years ago

Four Worms

Four Worms and a lesson to be learned: A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

The Duck Hunter

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. ...

By milestyles55

Featured 16 years ago

Ear infection

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong -- and...

By APBonds

Featured 16 years ago

Women Should Never Ask

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

And Then The Fight Started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ...

By bcems33

Featured 16 years ago

Funny - jokes

Joke: What Happens When Lesbians Have Sex?

Joke: A Guy Walks Into a Bar and Sees a Jar of $100 Bills on the Counter

The 12 Inch Pianist

Dreaming Numbers

Hedge Clippers

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

One-Liners

The Men's rules

Subject Drug Warning

The Lie Detector Robot

Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

Perfect Eyesight

Worldwide Survey

Age Vs Wisdom

CDC Medical Alert

20 years with my wife

Help Doc

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

Joys of Shopping

Four Worms

The Duck Hunter

Ear infection

Women Should Never Ask

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

And Then The Fight Started

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