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1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in...

By xxyzz

Featured 16 years ago

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1.) THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.....Any part under a car's hood. Male.........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2.) VULNERABLE...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

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The pediatrician was a real kidder. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors...

By pepsicola88

Featured 16 years ago

William and Dad

One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

African King

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. Out...

By cityboy1022

Featured 16 years ago

Indian Student

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

$50 or $10,000?

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies. The local undertaker tell...

By guinness13494

Featured 16 years ago

Take a Hike

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Keep Quiet

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Funny Warning Labels

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat...

By eyendsky

Featured 16 years ago

Cinderella Story

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world ...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Superman That Hoe

Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude. He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned...

By austinromero07

Featured 16 years ago

Kids are quick

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...

By jinky1888

Featured 16 years ago

Proof

Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Construction Worker

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...

By bengoldsberry

Featured 16 years ago

Crazy Email

A husband and wife were taking a vacation to Miami to unthaw from the cold weather in north dakota. Due to the increase in air travel the couple...

By Joe99652

Featured 16 years ago

Last Name

The manager of a large office noticed a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" the manager asked. "John," the...

By heyyyfalcooone

Featured 16 years ago

Unhappy Dwarf

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

The Little Bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

John Smith

A woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband?...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Woman Talks, Man Hears

What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Strong Man

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

How Do You Feel About Sex

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time...

By R2D2

Featured 17 years ago

Funny - jokes

Unusual Interesting Facts

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Very Punny

William and Dad

African King

Indian Student

$50 or $10,000?

Take a Hike

Keep Quiet

Funny Warning Labels

Ten Things Only Women Understand

Cinderella Story

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

Superman That Hoe

Kids are quick

Proof

Construction Worker

Crazy Email

Last Name

Unhappy Dwarf

The Little Bird

John Smith

Woman Talks, Man Hears

Strong Man

How Do You Feel About Sex

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