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This Woman Is On a Mission to F– Every Roller Coaster in North America

One thirsty theme park attendee allegedly took the concept of riding roller coasters a little too literally, sparking backlash after admitting to enjoying a few uncomfortably thrilling thrill rides on a private Twitter account.

PETA’s New ‘Cashmere Is Torture’ Stunt Makes Animal Cruelty Way Too Sexy

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, PETA is being PETA again.

Raising the Bar... And Something Else: Horny Law Students Hope to Bone During Bar Exam

This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.

People On Twitter Are Sharing Their Most Successful Thirst Traps

If there’s one word to describe the internet as a whole, it’s definitively “horny,” a sentiment that has driven the rise of OnlyFans, reply guys, and of course, the invention of thirst traps — a.k.a. steamy, generally SFW photos designed to nab the attent

Giannis Lives up to Nickname 'The Greek Freak' after Spamming Girlfriend’s Instagram with Eggplant Emojis

Milwaukee Bucks' star Giannis Antetokounmpo is clearly a loving boyfriend.

The North American Jetstream Appears to Be Very Titillating

Boston-based meteorologist, Terry Eliasen had to know exactly what he was doing when he tweeted out the upcoming North American jetstream.

The Time West Virginia University Students Were Issued a 'Sex Noise Notice'

A West Virginia University dorm has caused such a ruckus and has gained a stirring reputation for being the 'too loud during sex' dorm.

The Official ‘Shawshank Redemption’ Facebook Page Is Run By a Very Horny Admin

The Shawshank Redemption was released in 1994. That's an entire decade before Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook.

Snickers Keeping Veiny Bars after Internet Proves We’re All Thirsty AF

Everyone can now breathe a heavy sigh of relief. The famous candy bar we all know and love has confirmed that they are indeed KEEPING THE VEINS.

Jacksonville Jaguars Coach Urban Meyer Embarasses Self, Team

Jaguars head coach Urban Meyer is making all the wrong headlines in his pro football career.

Thicc Blimp Inspires Horny Memes

I like big blimps and I cannot lie.

Calling BS on the Horny Gamers Who Want to Bust for 'Cyberpunk 2077'

The 'Nudes Market' Has Officially Become Over Saturated

The time has come to divest from the breasts.

Gillian Anderson Is Way Too Horny Online

Gillian Anderson has a healthy fascinating with sex and she isn't afraid to get a little horny online.

Republican Candidate Denver Riggleman Is "Horny For Big Foot"

Denver Riggleman isn't shy about his love for Big Foot's 12 inches.

Horny Tourists Face Jail Time For Dirty Dancing In Cambodia

A group of tourists got more than they bargained for after a night of sexual dancing landed them in jail.