A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said,...
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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't....
A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks,...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the...
Two old friends, one married and one single, were reunited after many years apart. The single man asked his friend, So, what’s it like...
An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is that Jesus...
On the first day of college, the Dean gave a speech about on-campus rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: So,...
A blonde was given an opportunity to fly for the first time. Having never been on an airplane before, she was very excited and tense. As soon as...
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just...
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well,...
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his...
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is...
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for...
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's...
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this...
A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop...
Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking...
A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little Perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly,...
A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..." The wife says no,...
As Joe walked out of a brothel, he was overcome by a sudden pang of hunger and decided to grab a bite to eat at the restaurant across the street....
A kindergarten teacher gives her class an assignment to draw a picture of someone they admire. What a great picture, she says to one...
A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man in a...
A woman visiting her doctor’s office suddenly blurts out, Doctor, kiss me! The doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his...
A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves...
