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Not What You Think

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, How much? He doesn’t hear her correctly and says...

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Dead Bird

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette looks down and says, "Aww, look, a dead bird. The blonde looks up and says,...

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Barbie Pregnant

Q: How come Barbie never got knocked up? A: Ken came in a different box.

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Sisters of St. Francis

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of...

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Featured 17 years ago

Local Hero

A young Florida football player was viciously attacked by a pit bull while practicing with a friend in his yard one warm September afternoon. His...

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God the Engineer

Three men are arguing in a bar. The first says, God must be a mechanical engineerâ€”just look at the joints in the human body. The second...

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Looking For a Miracle

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord, she prays, if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me...

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Zen Master

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and...

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Ex-Girlfriend

A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole...

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Rough Love Life

A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a waistcoat sits down at a bar and orders a drink. Goin’ to a party? the bartender...

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The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a...

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I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little...

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A Farmer and His Mule

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about...

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Featured 17 years ago

You're a Hooker

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a...

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Family Holiday

Q: Moms have Mother’s Day and dads have Father’s Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.

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Grass on the Field

The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the county and...

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Featured 17 years ago

Southern Nursing Home

A New York family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing home, but all the city’s facilities are full. So they decide to put him in a highly touted...

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3 Detectives

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at...

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Panhandling

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to...

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Roosters

A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, Get out, old...

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Very Tight

An 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer’s given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to...

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Nice Art

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news,"...

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Confession

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. "Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous...

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Very Sensual

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He...

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Featured 17 years ago

Caught in Bed

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Joke - jokes

Not What You Think

Dead Bird

Barbie Pregnant

Sisters of St. Francis

Local Hero

God the Engineer

Looking For a Miracle

Zen Master

Ex-Girlfriend

Rough Love Life

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

I Like Your Thinking

A Farmer and His Mule

You're a Hooker

Family Holiday

Grass on the Field

Southern Nursing Home

3 Detectives

Panhandling

Roosters

Very Tight

Nice Art

Confession

Very Sensual

Caught in Bed

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