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Bastard

A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer. You...

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Every Last Drop

Three guys were talking in the local bar. The manager was so sure that its bouncer was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000...

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Birthday Wife

Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and...

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Featured 17 years ago

Close Shave

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine. The barber began to lather...

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Moose Hunting

Tom & Mal went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female...

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Featured 17 years ago

Shizzle Drizzle

Q: What is Snoop Dogg’s favorite kind of weather? A: Drizzle.

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Vietnam Story

A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and...

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Golf Leprechaun

This golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one...

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The Talk

A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know! the child says, bursting into tears. Promise...

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New Watch

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...

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Stick Up

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this,...

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Tough Surgery

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit,...

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Starbucks in Hell

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were...

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The Schitt Family

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' ...

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Jewish Wedding

A modern, Orthodox, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any...

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NASA and the Navajo

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his...

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Old Lady In Court

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,...

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Bad Students

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the...

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Older Women

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the...

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Nursing Home

Q: Why are old men in nursing homes given Viagra? A: So they don't roll out of bed.

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Firm Up

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt, and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of...

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Interpretation

A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of...

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Drunk vs Stoner

What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Enthusiasm

One night, looking to have a good time, a man decides to go to the Foxy Lady. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind...

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Featured 17 years ago

Dark In Here

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Joke - jokes

Bastard

Every Last Drop

Birthday Wife

Close Shave

Moose Hunting

Shizzle Drizzle

Vietnam Story

Golf Leprechaun

The Talk

New Watch

Stick Up

Tough Surgery

Starbucks in Hell

The Schitt Family

Jewish Wedding

NASA and the Navajo

Old Lady In Court

Bad Students

Older Women

Nursing Home

Firm Up

Interpretation

Drunk vs Stoner

Enthusiasm

Dark In Here

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