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Long Marriage

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Big and Dumb

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Southern Humor

Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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White Kid

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and...

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Featured 18 years ago

Brand New Member

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Pregnancy

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb!

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Featured 18 years ago

Woman's Diet

BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milk LUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken...

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Colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their...

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Featured 18 years ago

Guy Things

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by...

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Featured 18 years ago

Expensive

A man walks up to a woman and asks, “Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?” She quickly replies, “Yes.” So then he asks, “Would you sleep...

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Featured 18 years ago

Rigged Contest

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank...

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Featured 18 years ago

Double Dose

A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra, but his request was denied. "Why can't I have a double dose?" the man asked. "It's...

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Featured 18 years ago

Twenty Responses To Use With Telemarketers

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How...

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Featured 18 years ago

Golf Lessons

A man was taking golf lessons one day. He swung the driver and hit it 150 yards. "What did I do wrong?" he asked. "Hold the club gently",...

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Featured 18 years ago

Liver and Cheese

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar. She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to...

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Featured 18 years ago

Most Popular

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Cheerios

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started...

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Featured 18 years ago

Catholic School

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on...

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Featured 18 years ago

Like Mother Like Daughter

There were 3 girls in high school, they were all best friends and they're moms were all best friends as well, one mom was blonde, one mom was...

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Featured 18 years ago

50 Years

See what 50 years will do: Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a...

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Featured 18 years ago

Father and Son Talk

A father and son walk out onto their porch overlooking the stream and the father puts his arm around his son, stares at the scenery, and...

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Featured 18 years ago

Things a Naked Man Does Not Want to Hear

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have...

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Featured 18 years ago

Sniffer

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador...

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Featured 18 years ago

Lost with Grandpa

A small boy was lost at the Mall of America. The six-year-old approached a uniformed policeman and tearfully told him, "I've lost my grandpa."...

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Featured 18 years ago

MIT Letter

Here is a great letter from MIT to a prospective student and that student's response. Mr. John T. Mongan 123 Main Street Smalltown,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Joke - jokes

Long Marriage

Big and Dumb

Southern Humor

White Kid

Brand New Member

Pregnancy

Woman's Diet

Colonoscopies

Guy Things

Expensive

Rigged Contest

Double Dose

Twenty Responses To Use With Telemarketers

Golf Lessons

Liver and Cheese

Most Popular

Cheerios

Catholic School

Like Mother Like Daughter

50 Years

Father and Son Talk

Things a Naked Man Does Not Want to Hear

Sniffer

Lost with Grandpa

MIT Letter

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