I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he...
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Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said...
How is a soy burger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat!
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one...
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a...
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on...
Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of...
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by...
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the...
In the human body, which organ is in charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The...
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents...
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to...
I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the...
Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex...
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces,...
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk...
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer...
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he...
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you...
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go...
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell...
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The...
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she...
