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Native Wisdom

A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Cars in Heaven

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Son in Law

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Tackle Box

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Everything I Need

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Looks Like Yours

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Return of The Dead

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. As the pallbearers are carrying out the casket, they accidentally bump into...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Relatives of yours?

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Lost Intelligence

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Thanks From the Fire Station

Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Nostalgia

Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Potato Pants

Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Just A Wee bit

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Role Reversal

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to...

By ebaum

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Grieving Husband

This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room...

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Busy Barber

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Curtain Rods

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Peanuts in Ears

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Breast Implants

A couple had been married for several years when suddenly the wife decides she'd like to have breast implants. The husband says, "Now, honey,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Barbecue

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Reverse Psychology

A woman's husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some...

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Featured 18 years ago

Both Gifts

A rich man and a poor man are talking about what they gave their wives for Valentine's Day. The rich man says "I got my wife a Mercedes and a...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

At the Grave

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Mountain Road

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other, the woman...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Conserve

A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money....

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Joke - jokes

Native Wisdom

Cars in Heaven

Son in Law

Tackle Box

Everything I Need

Looks Like Yours

Return of The Dead

Relatives of yours?

Lost Intelligence

Thanks From the Fire Station

Nostalgia

Potato Pants

Just A Wee bit

Role Reversal

Grieving Husband

Busy Barber

Curtain Rods

Peanuts in Ears

Breast Implants

Barbecue

Reverse Psychology

Both Gifts

At the Grave

Mountain Road

Conserve

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