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Drivers License

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not...

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Featured 18 years ago

Hide and Seek

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's...

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Featured 18 years ago

Cop on Horse

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said...

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Featured 18 years ago

Missing Period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came...

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Featured 18 years ago

Leroy

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are...

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Featured 18 years ago

Cursing Problem

Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it. He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative...

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Featured 18 years ago

Fascinate

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the...

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Featured 18 years ago

Butcher Bribery

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with...

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Featured 18 years ago

10 Percent Off

Why do women like circumcised men? Because they can't resist 10% off.

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Featured 18 years ago

Dr. Smith's Remedy

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest...

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Featured 18 years ago

Desert Island

A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He washes up on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on his back. He builds a small...

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Featured 18 years ago

Misunderstanding

Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks...

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Featured 18 years ago

Magic Sandals

A newly married couple are honeymooning in India. As they're walking through a bazaar they see a sign that reads: "Magic sandals. Guaranteed to...

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Featured 18 years ago

Take What You Want

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Heard Someone Coming

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady...

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Smart Horse

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In...

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Featured 18 years ago

Situation Beyond Control

There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately,...

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Featured 18 years ago

No need for condoms

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the...

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Featured 18 years ago

The Missing Condoms

A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms...

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Featured 18 years ago

Oral Awakening

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area...

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Featured 18 years ago

Drilling Holes

A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an awful scream. "What was that!?" she asks. "Oh don't...

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Featured 18 years ago

Confessions

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that...

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Featured 18 years ago

Pesky Erection

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Cheese Sandwich

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet for...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Mix Up

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Joke - jokes

Drivers License

Hide and Seek

Cop on Horse

Missing Period

Leroy

Cursing Problem

Fascinate

Butcher Bribery

10 Percent Off

Dr. Smith's Remedy

Desert Island

Misunderstanding

Magic Sandals

Take What You Want

Heard Someone Coming

Smart Horse

Situation Beyond Control

No need for condoms

The Missing Condoms

Oral Awakening

Drilling Holes

Confessions

Pesky Erection

Cheese Sandwich

Mix Up

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