There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress...
By ebaum
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Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl's junior college. During class one day he asked his student, "Miss Simison, would...
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and...
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed...
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the...
Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's...
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at...
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife...
A gay man named Roger goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Roger, I am not going to beat around...
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a...
A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to...
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things...
A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about...
A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and...
She goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he...
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having...
A car breaks down along the highway one day, so the driver eases it over onto the shoulder. He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls...
Two male buddies were walking through the woods when out of no where, a poisonous snake came and bit one of the men in the penis! The man...
One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. “Hello,” he starts,...
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike...
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every...
A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped...
