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Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

By WIIWARRIOR

Featured 17 years ago

10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we...

By aablueangel

Featured 17 years ago

Lesbians

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian? A: See you next month

By YaJewBag

Featured 17 years ago

New Salesman

A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...

By arass

Featured 17 years ago

A blonde girl and a condom.

A man was having sex with his girlfriend and when he was done he threw his used condom out the window. His girlfriend said she wanted to go...

By mobb101

Featured 17 years ago

The Right Woman

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Big Trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Big Fight

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife. Too bad, says the bartender. How’d it...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...

By sk8infreek

Featured 17 years ago

Bush at School

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Ralph's Surgery

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Women Lightbulbs

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the one, she stands on a chair and holds it while she waits for the whole world to...

By organo

Featured 17 years ago

Blonde Door

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist. psychologist: "What is your dream about?" Blonde: "I am being...

By organo

Featured 17 years ago

Little Johnny

A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl stands up and says, ''Walt Disney...

By xxxlp

Featured 17 years ago

Baby What?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus...

By chizad12345

Featured 17 years ago

Detective Service

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted...

By demon94

Featured 17 years ago

Turkey and Shit

During Thanksgiving, little Johnny's parents were having friends and family over. While mom was in the kitchen, she accidentally cut herself...

By lildiggitty56

Featured 17 years ago

Old Folks

An older couple goes to the doctor wanting a baby. The doctor says take cup & bring back a sample. The husband went back to the doc after a few...

By pamjac

Featured 17 years ago

Sandpaper Sally

3 men went to a night club looking to pick up chicks. One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen. "I'm gonna talk to her", he...

By wonderboy69

Featured 17 years ago

Electrician

What do you get when you cross a smoked cigarette and an electrical outlet? A butt plug.

By craigenla

Featured 17 years ago

Best hour of my life

During their anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an...

By kazer

Featured 17 years ago

50 Cent

What did 50 Cent say when Eminem made him a sweater? Gee, you knit!

By boc1500

Featured 17 years ago

Basketball Chicken

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. He heard the referees were blowing fowls.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Hormone

How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.

By boc1500

Featured 17 years ago

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Alabama Farmer

10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary

Lesbians

New Salesman

Underwear dust

A blonde girl and a condom.

The Right Woman

Big Trouble...

Big Fight

A Really Bad Day

Bush at School

Ralph's Surgery

Women Lightbulbs

Blonde Door

Little Johnny

Baby What?

Detective Service

Turkey and Shit

Old Folks

Sandpaper Sally

Electrician

Best hour of my life

50 Cent

Basketball Chicken

Hormone

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