Joke - jokes

Michael Jackson Shopping
When is Michael Jackson's favorite time to shop? When boys pants are half off!
By swellfellow
Featured 17 years ago

Christmas Alphabet
Q: whats the difference between a Christmas alphabet and a regular alphabet? A: Noel
By bandgeek1303
Featured 17 years ago

Costume Party
What do you call a man going into a costume party with a potato on his private? A dictator
By devilsman40
Featured 17 years ago

Bedtime Fun
When is the right time for Michael Jackson to get in bed with a little boy? When the big hand's on the little one.
By sgtkicker
Featured 17 years ago

Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she didn't get a birth certificate she just gt an apology letter from durex
By ScottishGem
Featured 17 years ago

Blonde in your fridge
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber
By The_Duke
Featured 17 years ago

Attention Racing Fans
Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? A: Their last big hit was the wall.
By txhooligan
Featured 17 years ago

911 Knock Knock
- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - 9/11 - 9/11, who? - You said you'd never forget!!
By BassSpy
Featured 17 years ago

Blondes Knock Knock
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they go answer the door.
By WIIWARRIOR
Featured 17 years ago

Foxy
Q: How do you turn a fox into and elephant? A: Marry it.
By ebaum
Featured 17 years ago

Christopher Reeve
Q: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A: Christopher Walken
By DocBrown
Featured 17 years ago

PMS
Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
By ebaum
Featured 17 years ago

A Lot of Balls
Q: What has a hundred balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo
By ebaum
Featured 17 years ago