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The 12 Inch Pianist

You don't always get what you really want...

By dufflebagboy95

Featured 10 years ago in Funny

Subject Drug Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from...

By thelegendery

Featured 15 years ago

Perfect Eyesight

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...

By thelegendery

Featured 15 years ago

20 years with my wife

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen...

By pbl0

Featured 15 years ago

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Four Worms

Four Worms and a lesson to be learned: A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Women Should Never Ask

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

What would you do?

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...

By imdave77

Featured 16 years ago

The Queen's Breasts

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the...

By rondetto

Featured 16 years ago

Happy and Sad

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

St Luke's

Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over...

By rondetto

Featured 16 years ago

Priest and His Baby

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...

By jobeman1296

Featured 16 years ago

The Audit

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his...

By imdave77

Featured 16 years ago

Music Farting

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a...

By jobeman1296

Featured 16 years ago

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

From Gynecologist to Mechanic

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

Bath Night

A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a...

By filltime

Featured 16 years ago

And Then The Fight Started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ...

By bcems33

Featured 16 years ago

15 Signs You Are a Drunk

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a...

By lepricon777

Featured 16 years ago

Unusual Interesting Facts

1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in...

By xxyzz

Featured 16 years ago

Snow Plow

One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow...

By osiris0900

Featured 16 years ago

My Dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to...

By JJthebear7272

Featured 16 years ago

Very Punny 2

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came...

By pepsicola88

Featured 16 years ago

Very Punny

The pediatrician was a real kidder. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors...

By pepsicola88

Featured 16 years ago

Sweet Revenge

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he...

By buddha247

Featured 16 years ago

Jokes - jokes

The 12 Inch Pianist

Subject Drug Warning

Perfect Eyesight

20 years with my wife

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

Four Worms

Women Should Never Ask

What would you do?

The Queen's Breasts

Happy and Sad

St Luke's

Priest and His Baby

The Audit

Music Farting

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

From Gynecologist to Mechanic

Bath Night

And Then The Fight Started

15 Signs You Are a Drunk

Unusual Interesting Facts

Snow Plow

My Dear Watson

Very Punny 2

Very Punny

Sweet Revenge

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