Jokes - jokes

A Good Wank

A young boy of about fourteen and his father are avid woodsmen. One day, on a trip to the country, dusk catches them in the woods. They set up...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

William and Dad

One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Great Classifieds

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

Alcohol and Hot Dogs

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first...

By Riley

Featured 16 years ago

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the...

By breena

Featured 16 years ago

African King

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. Out...

By cityboy1022

Featured 16 years ago

Mom and Uncle Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes...

By mangwow

Featured 16 years ago

Divorce Court

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied,...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the...

By Fuglitious

Featured 16 years ago

Indian Student

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Wal-Mart

HOW BIG IS WAL-MART? 1 . At Wal-Mart, Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour Of every day. 2 . This works out to $20,928 profit Every...

By SuperSpy

Featured 16 years ago

Perfect

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of...

By Riley

Featured 16 years ago

Give Women...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you...

By theo2

Featured 16 years ago

Need a Push

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...

By jpcrf250

Featured 16 years ago

A Christmas Poem

'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the...

By sparks158

Featured 16 years ago

$50 or $10,000?

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there the mother-in-law dies. The local undertaker tell...

By guinness13494

Featured 16 years ago

The Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman,...

By dirtysanchez10

Featured 16 years ago

The Bathtub Test

Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be...

By mrsirsouth

Featured 16 years ago

Lawyer Joke

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early...

By MBeastMan51

Featured 16 years ago

Take a Hike

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Keep Quiet

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Funny Warning Labels

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

They Walk Among Us...

People like these make you wonder how they actually survive in this world of ours! A K-Mart check out clerk rang up $46.64. I gave her a...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

Internet Axioms

Internet Axioms 1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of...

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

You'll Fart Your Guts Out

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Jokes - jokes

A Good Wank

William and Dad

Great Classifieds

Alcohol and Hot Dogs

The Silent Treatment

African King

Mom and Uncle Frank

Divorce Court

Things to do on an Elevator

Indian Student

Wal-Mart

Perfect

Give Women...

Need a Push

A Christmas Poem

$50 or $10,000?

The Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life

The Bathtub Test

Lawyer Joke

Take a Hike

Keep Quiet

Funny Warning Labels

They Walk Among Us...

Internet Axioms

You'll Fart Your Guts Out

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