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Boiling Eggs

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm...

By immclovinit

Featured 17 years ago

Good Journalism

A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Wal-Marts in Iraq

Why doesnt Iraq have any Wal-Marts? Because theres a Target at every corner!

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

Stolen Motor Bike

A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

Sex Ed

Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

Man's Best Friend

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Complaint

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a...

By TreeWrapper

Featured 17 years ago

Granny and her grandchild

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her...

By ChrisSisley

Featured 17 years ago

Nice Bike

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...

By gooberman86

Featured 17 years ago

The Beautiful Teacher

A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school...

By deadpuppies13

Featured 17 years ago

Hunter Vs. Bear

A hunter is sitting in a tree overlooking a clearing when a bear walks right out into the middle. The hunter takes aim and fires, the bear goes...

By Jagz

Featured 17 years ago

Smallpox

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks...

By kaylaiskool

Featured 17 years ago

Washing Machine VS. One Night Stand

Why is a washing machine better than a one night stand? Because the washing machine never follows you around after you put your load in and...

By gixxerjosh

Featured 17 years ago

Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

By WIIWARRIOR

Featured 17 years ago

Lesbians

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian? A: See you next month

By YaJewBag

Featured 17 years ago

The Voice

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your...

By achilles1313

Featured 20 years ago

Blonde at Laundromat

A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, Come...

By ebaum

Featured 55 years ago

Jokes - jokes

Boiling Eggs

Good Journalism

Wal-Marts in Iraq

Stolen Motor Bike

Sex Ed

Man's Best Friend

Complaint

Granny and her grandchild

Nice Bike

The Beautiful Teacher

Hunter Vs. Bear

Smallpox

Washing Machine VS. One Night Stand

Alabama Farmer

Lesbians

The Voice

Blonde at Laundromat

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