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Superman That Hoe

Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude. He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned...

By austinromero07

Featured 16 years ago

What starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your...

By swifttallon

Featured 16 years ago

Kids are quick

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...

By jinky1888

Featured 16 years ago

Bank On It

Why did the man's bank account become shaky?

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

Clubbed

What do you call a bankrupted golf club business ? "Fore" closure!

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

Be Careful What You Wish For...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders and the man says, 'A hamburger, chips and...

By gogojonny13

Featured 16 years ago

The Mudhole

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. As they came to a muddy part of the road, their car got...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

Contagious

A Teacher asked her class of seven year olds if anyone could explain the meaning of the word contagious. Little Shannon put her hand in the air...

By slipknob

Featured 16 years ago

Definitely

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have...

By ADLife

Featured 16 years ago

Where Do Babies Come From?

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put...

By ADLife

Featured 16 years ago

Palin and the Pope

Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing in Venice. The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience,...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Bubba's Sick

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address,...

By ashxo08

Featured 16 years ago

Crazy Email

A husband and wife were taking a vacation to Miami to unthaw from the cold weather in north dakota. Due to the increase in air travel the couple...

By Joe99652

Featured 16 years ago

Top Quotes From the 2008 Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some...

By fiveonefiveoh

Featured 16 years ago

Unhappy Dwarf

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

$5 Worth of Gas

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas..... The clerk farted and gave me a receipt

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Sunday morning at 11

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients were dying in the same bed every Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical...

By busdriverwillie

Featured 16 years ago

One Wish

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Interesting Human Body Facts

- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

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By __

Featured 16 years ago

Chuck Norris - Taxes

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Comparing Prices to Gasoline

Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........ $10.32...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

Difficult English

The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse We...

By lostvictory

Featured 17 years ago

Misc text - jokes

Superman That Hoe

What starts with F and ends with K

Kids are quick

Bank On It

Clubbed

Be Careful What You Wish For...

The Mudhole

Contagious

Definitely

Where Do Babies Come From?

Palin and the Pope

Bubba's Sick

Crazy Email

Top Quotes From the 2008 Olympics

Skinny Dippers and a Smart Old Man

Unhappy Dwarf

$5 Worth of Gas

Sunday morning at 11

One Wish

Anger Management

Interesting Human Body Facts

.

Chuck Norris - Taxes

Comparing Prices to Gasoline

Difficult English

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