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The Chicken and the Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the...

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Male and Female Dorms

On the first day of college, the Dean gave a speech about on-campus rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,...

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Texas or New York

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: So,...

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Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is...

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Nice Art

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news,"...

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Ponderisms

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money...

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Assault

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides...

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Bastard

A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer. You...

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Shizzle Drizzle

Q: What is Snoop Dogg’s favorite kind of weather? A: Drizzle.

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Starbucks in Hell

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were...

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The Schitt Family

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' ...

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Interpretation

A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of...

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Drunk vs Stoner

What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Here are 25 surefire ways to know that you are a product of the 90’s

1. At one point your TV show top 5 list consisted of Beverly Hills 90210, Saved By The Bell, Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and The...

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Cow Farts

- Bovine Gases contribute to Global Warming When cows burp and fart they emit the greenhouse gas, methane, which, along with CO2 are the 2...

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Letter Home From School

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...

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WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5....

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Dead Donkey

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. Come morning, the farmer drove up and...

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Woman's Diet

BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milk LUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken...

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Colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their...

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Guy Things

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by...

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Twenty Responses To Use With Telemarketers

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How...

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Most Popular

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the...

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50 Years

See what 50 years will do: Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a...

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MIT Letter

Here is a great letter from MIT to a prospective student and that student's response. Mr. John T. Mongan 123 Main Street Smalltown,...

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Misc text - jokes

The Chicken and the Horse

Male and Female Dorms

Texas or New York

Who is God?

Nice Art

Ponderisms

Assault

Bastard

Shizzle Drizzle

Starbucks in Hell

The Schitt Family

Interpretation

Drunk vs Stoner

Here are 25 surefire ways to know that you are a product of the 90’s

Cow Farts

Letter Home From School

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD

Dead Donkey

Woman's Diet

Colonoscopies

Guy Things

Twenty Responses To Use With Telemarketers

Most Popular

50 Years

MIT Letter

Most Popular

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